Archive for January, 2010

J6: The Grand Unification of Fitness

Friday, January 15th, 2010


Winston Churchill’s exercise regimen was specific and rigorous. When war broke out, he wanted his soldiers to be in tip-top shape. His grand unification theory of fitness culminated in a masterpiece known by the code name “J6.” A engineer was commissioned to perfect the desgin and produce a prototype. As dignity was not meant to be compromised, the user remains able to wear his normal daily attire. Due to the secret nature of the project, this is the only photo that remains.

Papa’s Little Fancy Boy

Monday, January 4th, 2010


Despite being more than five years older than his younger brother, John Strange “Jack” Spencer-Churchill, Winston Churchill was considered to be the handsome son in the Churchill family. His considerable looks are thought by historians to be the reason for Winston’s childhood nick-name: “Papa’s Little Fancy Boy.”